Ok, so it is a fact that not everyone wants to read tutorials when they are learning. I have a fix for PHP - PHP Videos!
PHP Videos:
http://www.phpvideotutorials.com/
http://code2design.com/lesson_1_welcome_to_php
http://www.sampsonresume.com/category/screencasts/php/
http://www.killerphp.com/
http://www.vtc.com/products/php.htm
http://www.adobe.com/devnet/dreamweaver/articles/php_videos.html
http://www.softwaretrainingtutorials.com/php-beginners.php